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November 26, 2003

Class Act

I just got back from the Federal Bar Council's annual Thanksgiving Lunch at the Waldorf-Astoria. The food was OK, but that's not what gets me. This was a full-service sit-down lunch for what had to be at least 2000 lawyers. It was in the Waldorf's Grand Ballroom. Dozens of waiters served three courses and coffee on the main floor and two levels of balconies all in under 90 minutes. It was astonishing. I can't imagine what it takes to run an operation like that, in the kitchen or in the dining room. That's professionalism. Mad props to the Waldorf.

November 25, 2003

You Thai Now

The powers that be had me working until 1 a.m. last night drafting the fifth revision to a brief we may or may not file. Downside: working until 1 a.m. Upside: Thai food on the client's tab.

Boy did I screw this one up. I see a menu item described as "crispy rice noodles with prawns and tamarind sauce," and I think, "ooh, that sounds interesting, I'll have one of those please." Schmuck. I ended up with a tub full of what I'm pretty sure was deep-fried styrofoam in corn syrup and vinegar. I think I'll stick to spring rolls and green curry with coconut milk from now on.

I guess there's a silver lining to this story: I've been at work since six this morning, and I haven't had a bite to eat yet today, but I've got half a tub of cold, sticky, greasy shredded newspaper waiting for me in the fridge down the hall. Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch?

November 24, 2003

Breakfast in Bed

Anniversaries and birthdays are really the only appropriate occasions for breakfast in bed. Which is unfortunate, because it's probably the second most enjoyable experience you can have in that particular part of the house.

Yesterday I made Lisa breakfast in bed for our anniversary. I'd been out shopping for ingredients the day before, so I didn't have to leave the house. Here's what was on the menu:

Brioche French Toast

Ingredients:


  • 1 brioche loaf
  • 3 eggs
  • 1/3 cup milk
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 tbsp brandy or liqueur (I used Calvados; you can use cognac, amaretto, frangelico, or anything else that will give an added layer of flavor)
  • pinch salt
  • 1/8 tsp each: fresh-ground nutmeg, allspice, and cinnamon

Slice brioche loaf into slices one-and-a-half inches thick. Whisk together remaining ingredients. In a frying pan on medium heat, melt 1 tablespoon of butter. Dip the brioche slices into the batter quickly, twice on each side, and place in the pan. Cook on one side until golden brown, then flip. When browned on the other side, remove from pan. Reserve in oven on low heat (180 degrees) until ready to serve. Dust with powdered sugar and serve with hot maple syrup and bacon or sausage (Lisa got Applewood-Smoked Niman Ranch bacon and Citarella's chicken-apple sausage) To keep the bacon flat and make it crispy without burning it, cook it in a 325-degree oven on a wire rack over a roasting pan (to catch the drippings) for 20-30 minutes, turning once halfway through.

Seasonal Fruit Salad

November is a great time for seasonal produce, and this salad was a celebration of autumn fruits. I made Lisa a salad of pears, persimmon, and pomegranate. A few notes:


  • Persimmons come in two varieties, the tall, bell-shaped American variety (called "Hachiya") and the squat, round Japanese variety (also known as "Fuyu"). I prefer the American variety, though it is a little less forgiving. Persimmons are not ripe until they are squishily soft, and when underripe they have the astringency of a cheap underaged red wine spiked with witch hazel. Keep them in a closed brown paper bag until they ripen; add a banana to the bag to speed the process. When ripe, cut off the top, cut out the core as you would a tomato or strawberry, and cut into longitudinal sections. Set the sections peel-side down on a cutting board, and run a sharp knife as close along the peel as you can to separate the flesh. The flesh remaining on the peel is a treat for the chef; you can scrape it off the peel with your teeth like you would an artichoke leaf. The flavor of persimmons is difficult to describe; it has a honeyed sweetness, floral aromas, and a hint of winter spice. The color is somewhere between salmon and coral.

  • Pomegranates are easier than they look. Cut them in half through the blossom, and if necessary into quarters. Gently brushing the seeds with your fingertips should free them. Peel away the thin membranes as necessary to expose more seeds, and bend back the outer shell to loosen them. This can be messy, so you may want to wear an apron. The seeds add tartness, crunch, and a blood-red splash of color.

  • Different pears are good for different things. For a fruit salad where the main body comes from the soft floral flesh of persimmon, I used a moderately firm-fleshed and mildly sweet Bartlett pear. Peel with a vegetable peeler, core and cut into chunks. Because the peeled flesh will brown quickly, give it a squirt of citrus juice to keep it from oxidizing. I tossed in a few tangerine segments, but you could use a bit of lemon, orange, or grapefruit juice.

I garnished this salad with a few leaves of Thai basil from my kitchen-counter herb garden. It did not require any sugar.


Champagne Cocktails

Weekend brunches aren't complete without a bubbly beverage. I made us two different cocktails; a classic Bellini and a blood-orange Mimosa. Both were made with nonvintage Veuve Cliquot Ponsardin, my favorite all-purpose Champagne. For the bellini, I used Looza peach nectar, and for the mimosa, I used fresh-squeezed blood orange juice from Citarella. To assemble the cocktail, fill a champagne flute 1/3 full with fruit juice, then add champagne to the 2/3 mark, and top with a splash more of the fruit juice. Make sure all the ingredients are chilled before mixing.

November 23, 2003

Daniel

Today was Lisa's and my anniversary. Since she has to go back up to Rhinebeck tonight, I took her out to dinner last night to celebrate.

We went to Daniel. And it was fabulous. I'm just going to leave it at that.

November 21, 2003

Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé!

That's right, the 2003 vintage of beaujolais nouveau was officially released yesterday. This is a wine event I can really get behind. Of course, it's hyped all out of proportion by Georges DuBoeuf, the Rich Uncle Pennybags of Beaujolais. But it's a mass-marketed wine happening - which appeals to wannabe wine snobs like me - and it's all about an eminently affordable wine - which appeals to cheapskates like me.

Beaujolais nouveau is light, grapey, young wine - it generally goes from the vine to the glass in less than three months. Under French law (obeyed throughout the world on this point), it is made available for sale on the third Thursday of November. This gives the wine barely enough time to be pressed, fermented, and bottled. The end product is one of the most drinkable reds of France.

The 2003 vintage of beuajolais nouveau, presaging the 2003 vintage of French red wines generally, was rumored to be a spectacular one. The hot, dry summer that killed thousands of French citizens had one upside: concentrating the juices of grapes on the vine. This results in a lower yield, but generates wine that is sweeter, more intense, and generally just plain delicious.

Last night I picked up two bottles of Duboeuf's Beaujolais Nouveau, one for myself and one to share with Lisa when she gets here tonight. I uncorked my bottle to enjoy with the last remnants of my wild turkey. Beaujolais Nouveau is a perfect wine to go with your Thanksgiving turkey - light enough for its poultry side, fruity and acidic enough for its gamey side - and it is conveniently available one week before Turkey day. Just make sure you chill it slightly before serving; if too warm, its fruity and floral notes will be overpowered by the acids and astringents that haven't been tamed by age.

I have to agree with the hype; this was the best beaujolais nouveau I can remember. And at $8 to $9 a bottle, you can get a case for the price of a single bottle of a trendy California cabernet. For that value, this year's beaujolais nouveau is one of the easiest wine decisions a fledgling oenophile can make.

November 19, 2003

The Frost Street Dining Club

The Frost Street Dining Club has returned after a long hiatus. Since it hasn't been discussed on this blog before, a brief history is in order.

The third year of law school is a kind of limbo. In your first year, you're run through the gauntlet of the socratic method in the primal disciplines of Anglo-American law: contracts, torts, property, criminal law, and civil procedure. This is the process that supposedly teaches you to "think like a lawyer." Then in your second year, you take your grades from those classes and show them to potential employers, one or more of which will hopefully offer you a summer job on the basis therof. This happens in the fall. Unless you royally screw up your summer (or, in the case of public-sector jobs, unless adequate funding isn't available), this is probably the job you will take after graduating law school and taking the bar exam. Meanwhile, you are supposed to take courses that will introduce you to other substantive areas of the law, such as constitutional law, the law of corporations, tax law, antidiscrimination law, international law, administrative law, etc.

Of course, a couple of weeks actually practicing in these areas will teach you more than you'd ever learn in a semester of cold study. But we continue to hang around law school for a third year, because that's the way it's been since American universities foisted on us the peculiar notion that the study of law should be treated not as an undergraduate discipline to be followed by an apprenticeship, but as a post-graduate degree program. It is, of course, mere coincidence that this innovation allowed those very universities to squeeze an extra three years of tuition and fees from a segment of society particularly likely to be able to afford it. In short, the third year of law school is utterly superfluous as an academic matter. As a social/professional/extracurricular matter, it may not be, but the typical 3L will usually have a lot of free time on his or her hands.

By the middle of our interminable third year, my roommate Tony and I had spent a lot of this time cooking. We grew increasingly ambitious, until we got to the point where the dishes we wanted to make were too expensive for us to pay for ourselves. Rather than foot the bill for, say, a $100 whole foie gras of which we could only eat about 20%, we got the idea to spread the cost around by cooking for our friends, and asking them to chip in for the ingredients. We figured this was a win-win situation: we'd get to try our hands at cooking things we'd never be able to prepare just for ourselves, and our friends could enjoy an extravagant meal at a fraction of the price they would pay at a restaurant. Thus, the dining club was born.

We came up with this plan in February of our 3L year; by graduation we'd had three dinners in the living room of our apartment at 1 Frost Street in Cambridge. We brought the concept with us to New York, but work got in the way frequently and at inopportune times. In the past year and a half, we've held only one dinner and been forced to cancel another. But today we're back with a new menu. I just hope we can find all the ingredients we need. Anybody know where in the city a guy can find raw pig's feet?

November 18, 2003

Turkey Tips

Two years ago I put the family turkey in brine on the afternoon before Thanksgiving. After a 20-hour soak, it roasted up juicier and tastier than any turkey we'd ever had before. I was hooked from then on, and when I got my first wild turkey this weekend, there was never any question whether I'd brine it.

Hmm. I probably should have accounted for the weight difference between the 22-pound behemoth I made two years ago and the six-pounder I brought back from Rhinebeck. The latter bird probably didn't require a 24-hour pickling.

So yeah, my turkey came out a little salty. Still very tasty, though. And I am still a firm believer in brining; I just need to get a better feel for how long it takes. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Brining is a great way to infuse flavor and moisture where it is absent - for example, in your garden variety turkey breast. Commercial producers have been wise to this for years; lots of turkeys are injected with a salt-sugar solution. So is Armour's "Always Tender" brand of pork, from which the natural flavor, moisture, and tenderness has been bred out over the decades-long quest for yet another white meat: for every pound of "Always Tender" pork you buy, you're getting about an ounce and a half of brine.

The basic ratios of a brine can be adjusted to taste, but a general guideline is 1 pound of salt to a half pound of sugar to four gallons of water. It is very important to go by weights here, because the weight of granulated ingredients (like salt and sugar) depends entirely on the size of the grains (or, more accurately, the amount of empty space between the grains). Table salt grains are a little smaller than sugar crystals, so a pound of table salt takes up a bit less space than a pound of granulated white sugar (about 1/4 cup less). A pound of kosher salt, on the other hand, will take up about twice as much space as a pound of table salt. If you simply must go by volume, a cup of granulated sugar weighs about 0.4 pounds; you can figure out the rest.

A brine can - and should - be more than just salt and sugar, though; it's a vehicle to infuse the meat of the bird with flavor. Herbs, spices, and alcohols (with attendant acidity) are all typical. For my wild turkey, I went with flavors typically associated with game: cloves, juniper berries, allspice, sage, thyme, bay leaf, and peppercorns. I even added a splash of cider vinegar and bourbon. To make a brine, boil the salt, sugar, and spices in half the volume of water you'll need. Hold the remainder of the required volume of water aside in the form of ice water. Once the brine reaches a boil, simmer it for a few minutes, then take it off the heat and stir in the ice water. You MUST NOT put the bird in the brine until the latter is cold; if you do you're inviting a nasty food-borne illness to the table. If the ice water doesn't cool the brine enough, stick it in the fridge.

Before putting my wild turkey in the brine, I had to clean it. Even your most processed domestic turkey will have a few hairs in its nooks and crannies. With wild turkeys it's a little different, though. Wild turkeys have dark black feathers, and these feathers have a pigment in their roots. So even after I pulled the hairs out, there was often a little inky glob of goop trapped under the skin, which I had to extract using the zit-popping skills I developed as a teenager. Pretty gross the first time I did it, but after that it wasn't so bad.

So after a (too lengthy) soak in the brine, I took out my wild turkey and rinsed it thoroughly, inside and out. Dried it with a paper towel, brushed it all over with melted butter, and stuck it in the oven. High heat (450 degrees) for 20 minutes to crisp the skin, then low heat (325 degrees) to cook it through. The whole thing was done in just over an hour.

Incidentally, your turkey is done when it reaches the right temperature, not after a certain number of minutes per pound have elapsed. A meat thermometer inserted into the thickest part of the thigh should read about 155 degrees. Carry-over cooking (the additional cooking that takes place due to latent heat after the food is removed from the oven) will bring the temperature to 160 degrees, at which point the turkey will be fully cooked but still tender and juicy. Breast meat cooks faster than leg meat, and does not need to be cooked to as high a temperature (155 degrees or so will do), so you may want to measure the temperature of the breast meat separately and cover it with aluminum foil for part of the cooking process. Some chefs even remove the breast and cook it separately, although this pretty much ruins the presentational impact of a huge bird on a platter. Pay no attention to the USDA; their 180-degree mandate is as certain to make your turkey taste like tree bark as it is to kill any disease-causing bacteria, and the chances of contracting a food-borne illness from a properly handled and prepared turkey cooked to 160 degrees is infinitesimal. If you don't have a meat thermometer, you can just poke the thickest part of the thigh with a skewer; the juices will still be faintly rosy when the turkey is ready.

I guess if I had to describe the flavor of wild turkey, I'd say it's basically the same as domestic turkey, just with more turkey-ness. That is, those qualities of flavor that distinguish turkey breast from chicken breast, and dark turkey meat from white turkey meat, are more prominent in a wild turkey. It's a gamey flavor with hints of wild herbs, wood, and straw. I don't know that it's really worth the extra money I paid for it. Certainly not after I loaded it with salt. The difference between my wild turkey and a properly prepared, good quality domestic turkey is really more one of degree than of kind, notwithstanding my diatribe of yesterday.

November 17, 2003

Gobble Gobble

Yesterday was the penultimate farmer's market of the season in Rhinebeck. Next weekend Lisa will be coming down to the city, so this was my last chance to get a hold of the Hudson Valley's natural bounty at the source. I decided I'd finally take a chance on the local game bird farmers. Thanksgiving is coming up, and I could use the practice.

A few words about turkeys, then. The turkeys that you and I grew up with are Frankensteinish creations. Their gargantuan breast muscles are the products of decades of selective breeding and chemically induced gigantism, and the birds who grow them have lost their ancestors' ability of flight. The result is more white meat for the American family that likes to think of itself as health-conscious while it scarfs down portions the size of a small country, and the gradual disappearance from the national consciousness of Ben Franklin's favorite bird, the American wild turkey.

It is perhaps the singular triumph of man as predator that he makes his prey dependent on him for its survival. The shrink-wrapped meat puppet you'll probably serve to your family this Thanksgiving was barely able to move, let alone fend for itself, while it was alive. This dependence, of course, gives the farmer control over his livestock - control over what it eats, how it grows, and what its children (if it has any) will look like. This control allows the Butterballs of the world to progress ever closer to the platonic ideal of the American turkey market: a twenty-pound breast teetering atop two spindly legs. Remember, any food and energy the turkey's body expends growing leg meat is less food and energy going towards growing breast meat. It's this rationale that recently led genetic researchers to applaud the engineering of a featherless chicken.

Of course, the tradeoff for all this progress is flavor. The wild turkey that the Founding Fathers were familiar with looked and tasted nothing like the bloated beasts we carve up every November. Turkey is a game bird. It forages. It walks. It flies when it has to. It eats what it finds in the wild. A wild turkey looks nothing like the shoe-leather-covered protein balloons you see in most holiday photo spreads. Its breast, in comparison, looks downright sunken. Its legs are meaty and make up a larger proportion of its total weight. It is bonier, to be sure, almost as bony as a goose. And its meat, even the white meat, is darker, gamier, like a true game bird should be.

There are some farmers - a small but growing number - who use their control over the lower rungs of the food chain to preserve the variety and richness of our culinary experience. This is often thankless work, and so it needs all the enouragement and support those of us who really care about our food can offer. The game farmers had wild turkeys for sale yesterday, and I bought one. Buying a wild turkey is an undertaking. Your frozen Butterball may cost you as little as $0.69 per pound for up to thirty pounds of bird; a wild turkey will cost at least $4.00 per pound, and they are smaller than their engineered cousins by an order of magnitude. I got a six-pound bird for about twenty-five bucks; I suppose if they grew them big enough I could get a forty-pound frozen Butterball popsicle for that much. But if this is what you feed your family at one of your only meals together over the course of a year, it should be something special.

Maybe I'm wrong about this. Maybe the market knows more than I do about what makes good food good. Maybe I should just buy an SUV and shop at Sam's Club or Costco and ignore the slow extinction of one of this country's native food treasures. Maybe it's OK to trade five pounds of provocative, unfamiliar food for forty pounds of pedestrian, inoffensive food. But I'm going to find out for sure. I'm going to see what I've been missing. My first wild turkey is brining in my fridge right now.

November 15, 2003

In Search of Apple Pie, Part V

Always, always finish what you start.

It's over a month now since Lisa and I went apple picking. I was going to bake those apples into a pie when they were just a few hours off the tree. Now they're halfway rotten, shriveled and soft. Not at all suitable for pies. Not really suitable for anything. I had to throw most of them away - a lamentable waste, of which I am still deeply ashamed.

I'm back in Rhinebeck for the first time in weeks, and it's definitely apple pie weather. The air is clear and crisp, and the chill breeze carries a faint hint of wood-fires from the chimneys of the historic houses lining the streets around town. But waiting a month in between the steps of any recipe is going to take its toll on your ingredients. The lard I found at the beginning of my odyssey expired either two days ago or two weeks ago, and whichever it is I'm not taking a chance on rancid pork fat. The three pounds of flour Lisa lost to invading arachnids has not yet been replaced. And of course, our fresh-picked apples are on the way to a landfill on Staten Island. So I'm starting from scratch, which is the right way to do things, but this time I'm not sure I'll be able to find the best ingredients.

Off to the Stop-n-Shop, for flour, fat, and apples. The plastic-looking, waxed and polished granny smiths in the produce aisle are a far cry from the rugged native apples Lisa and I plucked from a local orchard a month ago, but they're crisp, tart, and generally unobjectionable (if not exactly exciting). A brand new sack of King Arthur Flour will go into a ziploc bag as soon as we get it home. And lard - where's the lard? Last time I was here I found it in the meat case, but it's nowhere to be found. I ask the butcher if he has any, and he walks me to the pork section, which I already know is woefully bereft of rendered fats. He assures me that he'll get some in stock in time for Thanksgiving, but that doesn't do me much good today. I'm forced to settle for that engineered oleomargarinian jack-of-all-trades: Crisco. Since I'm going chemical anyway, I go all the way and opt for the variety with the artificial butter flavor.

Back at Lisa's apartment, I mix two cups (1/2 lb.) of cold Crisco and a stick of cold butter with three and a half cups of flour and a healty dash of salt, like I've done before back at my place. Mix in a little ice water (more than I remember needing when I was working with the lard, but oh well), and my pie dough is ready to rest in the fridge. Meanwhile, I take Lisa's stamped serrated knives to the granny smiths. I peel and core, Lisa slices. She's very good at making thin slices with these knives; I'm used to my Henckels paring knife and almost stab myself several times. But soon enough we have a pie's worth of apple slices sitting in acidulated water (water with a squirt of lemon juice, to keep the apples from oxidizing and turning brown). When the pie dough has rested for about an hour, I take the apples out of water and dry them with a paper towel. To these four-to-five large apples' worth of slices, I add a healthy sprinking of granulated sugar (probably about 3/4 cup), about 3 tablespoons of cornstarch (to thicken the juices of the apples as they bake), and a few spices: a half teaspoon of cinnamon, a quarter teaspoon of allspice, and a dash of nutmeg. The apples are coated with an almost gummy paste as the sugar draws out their juices, which then congeal with the cornstarch. It's time to roll out my pie crust.

Working quickly to keep the fat from melting, I roll half the pie dough to about 1/8 inch thickness and lay it into the bottom of my (already buttered) pie pan. I prick the bottom and sides of the crust thoroughly with a fork, to give steam an escape route and prevent air bubbles from forming in the dough (food science at work). The apples go in in stages, each layer of fruit dotted with a few knobs of butter. There's just enough apple to peek up over the lid of the pie pan, which will give the pie a bit of an overstuffed look when it's done. I roll out the rest of the dough and lay it on top of the apples, pressing the two crusts together around the rim. Feeling adventurous, I try to flute the edges with my fingers, an effort that is only moderately successful when I'm forced to abandon it or risk melting the dough with the heat of my hands. I cut a few vents in the top crust (slashes radially out from the center, plus a little diamond-shaped hole right in the middle). This is also to let steam escape, but this steam isn't from the dough, it's from the apples; and it won't create air bubbles in the dough, but it could cause the pie to explode in the oven if it doesn't have a way out.

The pie is ready to bake. I put it in the fridge to wait until dinner is ready, both to make sure it's still warm when we're ready to eat it and to prevent it from melting in the interim. When dinner is done, I set the oven to 375 degrees, put the pie on a baking sheet (to catch any spillover) and place it in the oven. After 20 minutes or so, when the crust begins to brown, I turn the heat down to 325 degrees.

Lisa has informed me that it's very important for the top crust to be sugary. Ordinarily I would accomplish this by brushing it with an egg wash halfway through baking and sprinkling it with sugar. Unfortunately the eggs in Lisa's fridge, like the lard I bought a month ago, are past their prime. I sprinkle the top of the pie with sugar anyway, hoping that the heat of the oven will be enough to caramelize it. It isn't, and when the pie is done there's still a sprinkling of loose sugar sitting on the top crust. It's sweet, at least, and Lisa doesn't complain (she's a real sweetheart like that).

The pie rests for 15 minutes, by which point Lisa and I have polished off both dinner and a bottle of wine. It's time for dessert. I cut into the crust, which is - to my great satisfaction - both flaky and tender. The apples - hard granny smiths - remain stacked in place, held together by just a hint of their gooey thickened juices. Lisa thinks there's not enough gooeyness; next time I make her a pie I'll mix in some apples with a higher water content. Most importantly, this pie - unlike any I've ever made before - holds together when sliced. The crust is flaky, but still moist enough to yield without shattering under a knife, while the apples are softened enough to be tender but still firm enough to give the pie structure. On the whole, I consider this a triumph. With this practice run behind me, I think I'll be more than prepared to bake one or two Thanksgiving pies.

November 13, 2003

Cold Comfort

The grilled cheese sandwich, especially with a bowl of tomato soup, is classic suburban-America comfort food. Eating one for dinner every once in a while reminds us of our culinary innocence, a time before we worried about trans-fats and low-carb diets and the excesses of agribusiness; back when the gooey, salty, unnaturally orange warmth hiding between two slices of toast just felt like home.

But let's face it, we're grownups now, and eating grilled cheese for dinner two nights in a row is just plain ghetto.

This was my dilemma as I walked home from work last night, realizing that the bareness of my fridge might compel me to cross that line between nostalgia and squalor. If I was going to preserve the charm of last night's trip down memory lane, I had to get some more groceries.

I stopped into Citarella, a block and a half from my apartment, on the way home, trying to maintain my recent health kick with a good dose of fresh fish. But as I looked over the variety of aquatic life glistening on beds of chipped ice, I just couldn't get excited. Citarella may have the freshest stock of any retail fishmonger in the city, but sometimes that's just not enough. There's something about fresh fish that feels insubstantial, transient, groundless. Even a hot fish dish can sometimes leave you feeling cold, like a quick dip in the ocean followed by a long, slow drying off in the open air. And with winter coming, food that sticks with you, lingering long after the meal is over, is one of the best ways to keep warm.

But who has time to braise lamb shanks or throw together a pot roast in the middle of the week? Certainly not me. So passing over the fish and meat counters at Citarella, I decided to head upstairs and wait for inspiration to strike. And there they were, like ingots of iron and antique brass stacked up in a deli case: smoked fish. Trout, chubbs, whitefish, salmon, sturgeon. The evanescence of the sea fixed in a matrix of salt and woodsmoke; preserved, permanent, warm.

I picked out a whole trout and a whole chubb, some crème fraîche, a shallot, and a jar of capers. At home, I assembled the lot on thick toasted slices of the hearty brown bread I used for my grilled cheese sandwich the night before. Long after the meal was over, hints of brine and campfires remained on my lips, my fingertips. Fish that lingers. A different kind of comfort food.

November 12, 2003

Told Ya So

The guy in the office next to me just got back from Boston, fuming about how crappy the dinner was. I knew grilled cheese was the right decision.

Better Offer

So I missed the fancy dinner in Boston. But I made good on my promise to eat grilled cheese for dinner. Canadian cheddar, Sicilian caciocavallo, and French port salut, on whole-grain bread, grilled with olive oil. A bowl of Campbell's Tomato Soup and a bottle of Tabasco on the side. And I ate it in my pajamas. Can't do that on the firm's tab.

November 11, 2003

Have They All Gone Mad?

Sometimes the world just stops making sense.

I got a phone call at 2:00 this afternoon asking if I could please go to the firm's recruitment dinner at my old law school. When is it? Tonight. The thing is, I went to law school in Massachusetts.

This dinner will entail a last-minute round-trip plane ticket ($350 each way), cab fare (probably $100 total), and quite possibly a hotel room (another $300), not to mention the cost of a meal at one of Boston's better restaurants. In other words, the firm I work for wants to spend about $1500 on my dinner tonight. And I'm just one of probably a couple of dozen lawyers they need to go.

I won't be able to make it to dinner tonight, since I've got work to do and haven't had a chance to juggle my schedule. Which is a shame, because I love expensive dining, especially on somebody else's tab. My disappointment is tempered by the rumor that the firm has moved the recruiting dinner from L'Espalier - one of the best restaurants anywhere - to Radius - a decent restaurant but not certainly worth a 400-mile round trip. And besides, something tells me that a rushed $1500 dinner won't go down too smooth.

I think I'll make a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner tonight.

November 10, 2003

La Locanda

737 Ninth Ave
New York, NY 10019-7201
Phone: (212) 258-2900

Under the "why didn't I think of that" category, today I ran into a pretty clever dessert presentation. Another recruiting lunch, at another neighborhood Italian around the corner from the office, La Locanda. Unlike the others, this one was a gem. A basketful of good rustic bread with quality olive oil; a deep menu; fresh, well-prepared seafood; an impressive selection of Italian wines; and an attentive and knowledgeable staff. But my favorite touch came with dessert.

There are three fruit sorbets on the menu: lemon, peach, and coconut. Because of my recent health kick, I opted for the peach sorbet over the tiramisu and ricotta cheesecake selected by my dining companions. As my lunchmates' rather uninterestingly plated desserts came out, I was presented with a frozen peach sitting upside-down on a plate, hollowed out and filled with a smooth, rich peach sorbet, a slice of the peach's bottom standing at attention in the midst of the frozen fruit puree. As I polished off my dessert, I saw a waiter returning a plate to the kitchen with a hollowed-out lemon on top of it. I can only imagine that there are sorbet-filled coconuts sitting in La Locanda's freezers; I wonder if they have little paper umbrellas sticking out of them.

To be sure, this is a waste of good fruit. The peach cup, frozen solid to keep the sorbet cold, was inedible, and constituted a good sixty percent of the peach's otherwise edible flesh. But it was so damned nifty, I'll probably have to try it myself the next time I make sorbet.

November 04, 2003

Fatal Foods

Last week I went to the doctor. He got my bloodwork back, and apparently my cholesterol is just a little high. I'm 26 and otherwise in decent shape, so I wouldn't ordinarily worry too much about it, except that my dad - also a doctor - has been taking pills to control his cholesterol for about twenty years, and he still worries about it.

My doctor says to try more exercise and a low-fat diet. The big bad guys are eggs, butter, meat, and cheese. I'm still trying to figure out what else there is.

Yeah, I kinda fell off the exercise wagon this past year, but I've started running again. And now I think a little bit more about what I eat. But just a little. Yesterday was another recruiting lunch, this time at the Palm. I went ahead and ordered a big bloody prime aged New York strip. But I think someone at the firm is looking out for me - I got called back to work before I could finish it.