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Lesson 1: Implied Warranties

When a junior associate at a large Manhattan law firm tells you on Thursday that he'll do something "tomorrow," what he's really saying is he'll do it "tomorrow, in the unlikely event that I am not locked in a room with two other associates and twenty boxes of documents that have to be read before Monday."

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